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[+] -6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You can just do that. No one is stopping you from buying a canoe and floating away

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    A cursory glance implies a decent canoe starts at $2000, so my bank account is stopping me, at bare minimum

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    Your ethical choice to not just steal it is the only thing stopping you.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago*

    I think we're gonna have to call this one a skill issue actually, as I don't think I can discretely put a canoe into my pocket so I'm not sure how you expect me to actually get from canoe acquisition to open seas without arrest.

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