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[–] 43 points 9 months ago (8 children)

I want to be scattered at Disneyland (note: I do not wish to be cremated).

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    i wonder if anyone has invented the meat chipper

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

    Oh yes, I was just commenting on the fact that a wood chipper seemed a bit inefficient when it comes to the harder bits of an unused corpse. Perhaps it would be more pertinent, then, to describe this non-existing-as-of-yet invention as a bone chipper.

    *I mean, there is that machine that grinds up offal into hot dog paste, but that's rather slow. We need something with more pizzazz.

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