It seems like any effort to protect children is hated.
They say this won’t protect children, but they offer no alternative solutions that would.
The second statement is why the first one exists. None of this is about protecting children, it's all about data gathering and monitoring people. They don't give a fuck about children. But the idea that they can have a government enforced reason to collect personal data, be able to reliably tie that to accounts and then use that data to sell targeted marketing, that's something they will bend over backwards for.