cockmushroom comments on If Paris were Los Angeles, the war in Ukraine would be near Memphis

[–] cockmushroom@reddthat.com 56 points 9 months ago (4 children)

If your grandmother had wheels, she would be a bicycle.

[–] MadhuGururajan@programming.dev 28 points 9 months ago

not this argument again.

how the fuck do you know she won't be a motorcycle? Do you need a motor thats not your heart? Why doesn't she become a tire demon or a stool with wheels for sests?

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[–] Jyek@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago (1 child)

If your mother had wheels, she'd be the city bus in Beijing.

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[–] cockmushroom@reddthat.com 1 point 8 months ago

Your mum's areolas look like mouldy soup.

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[–] Mordred_85@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Also: if I had three balls I’d be a pinball

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