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[–] 55 points 9 months ago (17 children)

Kid Rock is the human form of that amalgamation of nasty grease and juices that collect at the bottom of a neglected trash can

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  • [–] 42 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    Kid Rock is what happens when your dad owns a bunch of car dealerships and you're raised on an estate with an orchard but want to cosplay being a poor white kid.

    I'm not even joking.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    B-b-b-but... he's a cowboy... baby?

    He's just a low-talent, modern-day Alice Cooper, but with even fewer morals. He figured out what sells and sold it. He's a musical car salesman.

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