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[–] 24 points 9 months ago (3 children)

i have a specific unusual food allergy. I always presumed abraham or ishmael or jacob or moses or one of them mythical folk had a food allergy against pigs and said "you know what, if i started a religion about not eating pigs maybe i wouldn't get the runs every time i went out to eat"

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    “Pork makes me shit so much that Moses could part it, that’s it! It’s banned”

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    i mean food that makes me shit a lot is banned in the religion i started that's all

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