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[–] 96 points 9 months ago* (16 children)

Woosh.

You wouldn’t even be able to get the pistons in the cylinder with a layer of paint on them.

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  • [–] 26 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    Not with that attitude! If it doesn't fit get a bigger hammer!

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  • [–] 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    As a non-mechanic that watches various channels working on vehicle sin various states of use and repair... It seems that half of vehicle work seems to require hammers, and the other half a hammer should never be near. And knowing the difference is a mystical art form.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Growing up I thought it was all giving as many uggas as you can dugga. I broke a lot of stuff learning a lot of it is only being as mean as you have to be. Except for suspension work. Suspension work requires pure hatred and a hammer.

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  • [+] -24 points 9 months ago (10 children)

    If you say something sarcastic you have to annotate it, such as with a /s, because no matter how stupid you think a take is there are people who unironically hold that opinion. It's called "Poe's Law".

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  • [–] 33 points 9 months ago* (5 children)

    This is /shitposting, not /howtobuildanengine

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  • [–] 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Yeah, everyone. Listen up - we need to mark every joke so that everyone can laugh. Remember: the best jokes are the ones we have to explain.

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