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[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 114 points 9 months ago (7 children)

I had a first edition bible signed by everyone except Paul, that asshole. Flipped it for a cool $50 in a garage sale though.

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[–] Deceptichum 51 points 9 months ago (1 child)

I'd have paid at least $55 for Ringos signature alone.

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[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago

Ringo 4:15

He who is the second best drummer in the Beatles still makes a shit load of money.

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 17 points 9 months ago (3 children)

But you hung on to Methuselah's rookie card, right?

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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I had the foil Lazarus from the Bethany Trio, but couldn't ever find a Mary or Martha to complete the set. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 3 points 9 months ago (1 child)

Once, I thought I pulled Jesus Blessing His Descilples at Bethany, but when I looked again it was just the disciples. 🤷‍♂️

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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 months ago

I mean, if I were one of the only twelve white dudes in the Jerusalem area at the time, I'd probably hang out with the other ones as often as possible. Maybe even a prostitute, who knows? It had to've been wild.

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[–] coriza@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

After seeing a compilation video of Philomena Cunk telling stories or her mate Paul now every time I see that name in my mind I read "my mate Paul" with her voice.

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