I remember reading that for the first time at 13 and thinking it was the smartest fucking thing I had ever read. It makes perfect sense too. Sadly my aim is impeccable.

Tell that to a whale or bowl of petunias that suddenly materialized in the atmosphere of a planet with gravity

I tried hiring myself out as a distraction for people just before they hit the ground but the air horn and firecrackers aren’t working, maybe I just don’t have the legs for it

I almost upvoted you, then I realized you had 42 upvotes.

If only Andrew Tate had the balls to recreate it irl

Just Aim for the bushes