I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like "I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory" or "I'm as tall as a tree thats my height".

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[–] 1 point 9 months ago

I just did the first joke in my wife yesterday.

Her: "Get out"

Well see how she treats the groan... We got a one more avacado.

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