Someone got visited by the good idea fairy and now I have a hilarious opportunity here. Its a mixed gender, 3-6 year old team, I get two words, 3 colors, and a logo. What's the funniest thing I could do for my kiddo? We vote on the name in a couple days but I want to come loaded with 3 or 4 options.

Edit: sad news y'all, the name was picked without consulting the other coaches. We're gonna be Sea Serpents this year. Thanks to everyone for replying, it was a fun exercise nonetheless.