I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like "I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory" or "I'm as tall as a tree thats my height".

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[–] 11 points 9 months ago

i have a friend who loves to tell the interrupting cow joke
he always fucks it up though, so instead of interrupt-mooo you get

knock knock

who's there

interrupting cow

interrupting cow whodammit

he's a funny guy.

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