I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like "I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory" or "I'm as tall as a tree thats my height".

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[–] 3 points 9 months ago

I was talking to my best friend who has a girlfriend that has a gun h9bby about Valentines day.

I told him to buy her a model Tommy gun for vday.

I told her in person he refused my advice.

Her response: "that's fucked up" 😐

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