I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like "I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory" or "I'm as tall as a tree thats my height".

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[–] 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Bearded guy, so: "[insert any small talk compliment about my beard here]" "Thanks, it's been growing on me."

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