I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like "I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory" or "I'm as tall as a tree thats my height".

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[–] 13 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Why are pirates pirates?

Because they arrrrr!

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    Yarr, what be a pirate's favourite letter?

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    I can sea why yar be thinkin' that, but it be the letter arrrr.

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