I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like "I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory" or "I'm as tall as a tree thats my height".

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[–] 13 points 9 months ago

Asked my North Korean friend how things are back at home.
He said he can't complain.

What gets louder as it gets smaller?
Baby in a trash compactor.

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