I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like "I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory" or "I'm as tall as a tree thats my height".

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[–] 22 points 9 months ago (1 child)

What’s the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

Tap for spoilerAnyone can mash potatoes.

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