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[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Id legitimately prefer sitting next to a corpse than a child or morbidly obese person

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[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

What about a morbidly dead obese? Does it cancel out? What if the cause of mortality was being morbidded by obesity?

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[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

Depends how old the corpse is. Might get kind of gross if the heads rotten enough to roll of their shoulders onto your lap.

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