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[–] 76 points 9 months ago (6 children)

Hello there, human meat butcher, fetch me a flank of a former league of legends player that died after a diet of nothing but energy drinks and chicken tendies. Nono, this one isn't pale enough. I want only your finest. Bring me muscles that have never been used.

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  • [–] 23 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Will Mountain Dew DOTA2 veal be ok?

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Veal is redundant. DOTA 2 means they haven't seen the sun.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    Butcher: "Excellent choice! Now, in case this is your first time using salted meat, I should stress that it must be desalted by leaving it in some water for a few hours, changing the water frequently. After that, it is perfect for roasting!"

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