▲ 197 ▼ You have to start somewhere (media.piefed.world) submitted 9 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world to c/funny@lemmy.world 28 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] teft@piefed.social 32 points 9 months ago (13 children) This implies there is an advanced microwave book somewhere. permalink fedilink source hideshow 13 child comments replies: [–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago (6 children) Have you ever pressed the power level button? Using it is a fairly advanced technique. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 9 months ago (5 children) Super useful if the food package tells you what wattage the time is meant for. I have a 1300 watt microwave. Most things are designed for an 1100 watt microwave. I cook them at full power to their specified times, it burns. I set the power to 85%, it's perfect. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] Sxan@piefed.zip 14 points 9 months ago (2 children) Look! Look, everyone! We got one here who reads manuals! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 child) Smh what about automatics? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 point 9 months ago Hurts my brain the way those shove words in against my will. permalink fedilink source parent [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 child) I usually use 30-50% power when I have to use a microwave at work to reheat leftovers Takes longer but it comes out more evenly heated and less rubbery. I usually use 100% when I'm cooking my fish and onion work casseroles though. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 9 months ago I usually use 100% when I'm cooking my fish and onion work casseroles though. "I hate you. You monster." - GlaDOS. permalink fedilink source parent [–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 13 points 9 months ago (1 child) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago As a kid, I was really confused about how a 'microwave' power plant (SimCity 2K) could turn microwaves into energy. I mean, they use energy, so like, do they produce more than they use? Is that how my food is cooked? Why isn't everyone doing this? We could be generating power and cooking food at the same time! And why is it also a satellite? Can it get satellite TV?! This thing is so multi-purpose it's unbelievable! permalink fedilink source parent [–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 months ago (2 children) Yup. It involves the buttons that aren't start or stop. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 9 months ago (1 child) So the Popcorn button? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) Look at Mr Rothschild here with a popcorn button. With my pleb microwave I have to press the start button a whooping 5 times for the ideal time. permalink fedilink source parent [–] kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago Its a part of the Microwave Cooking Library permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago (6 children) Have you ever pressed the power level button? Using it is a fairly advanced technique. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 9 months ago (5 children) Super useful if the food package tells you what wattage the time is meant for. I have a 1300 watt microwave. Most things are designed for an 1100 watt microwave. I cook them at full power to their specified times, it burns. I set the power to 85%, it's perfect. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] Sxan@piefed.zip 14 points 9 months ago (2 children) Look! Look, everyone! We got one here who reads manuals! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 child) Smh what about automatics? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 point 9 months ago Hurts my brain the way those shove words in against my will. permalink fedilink source parent [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 child) I usually use 30-50% power when I have to use a microwave at work to reheat leftovers Takes longer but it comes out more evenly heated and less rubbery. I usually use 100% when I'm cooking my fish and onion work casseroles though. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 9 months ago I usually use 100% when I'm cooking my fish and onion work casseroles though. "I hate you. You monster." - GlaDOS. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 9 months ago (5 children) Super useful if the food package tells you what wattage the time is meant for. I have a 1300 watt microwave. Most things are designed for an 1100 watt microwave. I cook them at full power to their specified times, it burns. I set the power to 85%, it's perfect. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] Sxan@piefed.zip 14 points 9 months ago (2 children) Look! Look, everyone! We got one here who reads manuals! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 child) Smh what about automatics? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 point 9 months ago Hurts my brain the way those shove words in against my will. permalink fedilink source parent [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 child) I usually use 30-50% power when I have to use a microwave at work to reheat leftovers Takes longer but it comes out more evenly heated and less rubbery. I usually use 100% when I'm cooking my fish and onion work casseroles though. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 9 months ago I usually use 100% when I'm cooking my fish and onion work casseroles though. "I hate you. You monster." - GlaDOS. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Sxan@piefed.zip 14 points 9 months ago (2 children) Look! Look, everyone! We got one here who reads manuals! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 child) Smh what about automatics? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 point 9 months ago Hurts my brain the way those shove words in against my will. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 child) Smh what about automatics? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 point 9 months ago Hurts my brain the way those shove words in against my will. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 point 9 months ago Hurts my brain the way those shove words in against my will. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 child) I usually use 30-50% power when I have to use a microwave at work to reheat leftovers Takes longer but it comes out more evenly heated and less rubbery. I usually use 100% when I'm cooking my fish and onion work casseroles though. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 9 months ago I usually use 100% when I'm cooking my fish and onion work casseroles though. "I hate you. You monster." - GlaDOS. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 9 months ago I usually use 100% when I'm cooking my fish and onion work casseroles though. "I hate you. You monster." - GlaDOS. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 13 points 9 months ago (1 child) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago As a kid, I was really confused about how a 'microwave' power plant (SimCity 2K) could turn microwaves into energy. I mean, they use energy, so like, do they produce more than they use? Is that how my food is cooked? Why isn't everyone doing this? We could be generating power and cooking food at the same time! And why is it also a satellite? Can it get satellite TV?! This thing is so multi-purpose it's unbelievable! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago As a kid, I was really confused about how a 'microwave' power plant (SimCity 2K) could turn microwaves into energy. I mean, they use energy, so like, do they produce more than they use? Is that how my food is cooked? Why isn't everyone doing this? We could be generating power and cooking food at the same time! And why is it also a satellite? Can it get satellite TV?! This thing is so multi-purpose it's unbelievable! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 months ago (2 children) Yup. It involves the buttons that aren't start or stop. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 9 months ago (1 child) So the Popcorn button? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) Look at Mr Rothschild here with a popcorn button. With my pleb microwave I have to press the start button a whooping 5 times for the ideal time. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 9 months ago (1 child) So the Popcorn button? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) Look at Mr Rothschild here with a popcorn button. With my pleb microwave I have to press the start button a whooping 5 times for the ideal time. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) Look at Mr Rothschild here with a popcorn button. With my pleb microwave I have to press the start button a whooping 5 times for the ideal time. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago Its a part of the Microwave Cooking Library permalink fedilink source parent