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[–] 53 points 9 months ago (10 children)

Wait till you see how fast Melania moves on and profits from Donny’s death. She might set a land speed record.

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  • [–] 22 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Melania tacitly admitted during her husband's first term that she is a trophy wife and married Donald for money. When asked if she married Donald for the money, she responded "he wouldn't marry me if I'm not beautiful".

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  • [–] 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    (Disclaimer: she's only talking about physical beauty. She's as ugly as the devils haemorrhoids on the inside)

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    I also have to add that she doesn't really look attractive too - the Mar-a-Lago face is a super ugly trend

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago

    Eh, I think she's fine on that front, whatever procedures she has had are a bit lighter.

    She doesn't have the over the top saw-face like others in the circle that have basically mutilated themselves with ill-advised procedures.

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  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    Once he is dead, all of those creditors he doged will be fighting each other to pick the corpse clean. She will probably be shredded in the feeding frenzy.

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