The day I'm no longer watching the news for early warning signs that America is gearing up to make us their Sudetenland is the day I'll start giving a shit how individual Americans voted. Until then, every one of them can get absolutely and utterly fucked.

Is that fair? No, it's not. But it's also not fair that I'm having to make plans for not getting bombed. I do not owe Americans fairness. Not anymore.