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[–] 23 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Come on massive stroke I got a lot riding on ya.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    It has to be a stroke big enough to take out Vance and Johnson at the same time, and fuck up the chain of succession.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Vance suffers an epileptic seizure, shits himself, and bites off Donny Jr.

    Trump panics and strokes out; Vance suffocates on the severed pecker.

    Johnson goes to call for help, slips on Vance's shit, and falls face first onto Trump's stainless steel buttplug.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Simultaneous stroke and coronary thrombosis?

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