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[–] 10 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Impeachment ain't done shit. Time to try something stronger.

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    That was tried too, but he turned his head, got a bloody photo op, and used a dead firefighter's uniform as a prop. I don't think there will be another opening. But it'll probably happen naturally during one of his televised cabinet meeting naps.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    As much aspirin as he takes he’d have bled out of it was real. It was faked, therefore it has not been tried.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    It was fucking ketchup. There was no mark, no scab, no scar, a week or two later when he took that stupid gauze off.

    If an actual bullet grazed his cheek like that, it would have taken half his face as well as his ear. The whole thing was a set-up.

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