Even when I ask what should I say instead?, people go 'ooh, no, I wouldn't say it like that' instead of answering the fucking question.

I've had this argument in a wide variety of contexts and tones-of-voice. All of them get the same asinine responses. This goes beyond resting bitch font, where people interpret whatever I write in the shittiest way possible. I'm starting to think the topic is just cursed. Like it's impossible to have a sensible conversation about Valve's market share. All efforts descend into snipping about the commenter, or spiral out into nonsense and denial.

I beg of you, prove me wrong. What should I say instead?

Nobody cares about what you have to say, don't agree with your point, or don't find it relevant to the conversation so don't be surprised when people tell you so. If all you want to do is people agreeing with you, start a community with like-minded people. I honestly don't know what else to recommend you. Good luck on the internet.