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I may be getting drunk/high with a friend in the near future, what are some things to consider and watch out for? (lemmings.world)
submitted 9 months ago by to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
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So this will be my first time getting drunk drunk, and my friend is a year older than me and has done it several times before. I could have him watch me, but there may be a chance that he'd be high/drunk too, so what are some things to watch out for and consider during my first time getting drunk if I'm able to go to his house?

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[–] 4 points 9 months ago*
  1. drink as much as you can, as fast as you can
  2. yak
  3. pass out
  4. wake up with a crazy headache
  5. remember how shitty you feel
  6. clean your mess up if you made one during step 2
  7. apologize to all your friends for the dumb stuff you did during steps 1-3, if applicable
  8. next time, drink less/slower during step 1

Repeat

That’s a joke. Kinda.

Start slow and learn your limit. You can always drink more, but by the time you’ve had too much it’s already too late to slow down.

As for drugs, if anything, weed only. Don’t be messing around with stimulants, hallucinations, or prescription stuff.

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