Which is why I would rather have a machine-learning computer that is capable of measurements that a typical morbidly obese American is incapable of doing while they all simultaneously drive and use their phones.

If you've never towed a trailer, which sounds like you are ignorant and actually havent left your desk in your entire life, it's more than just connecting two fucking things and simply driving straight: the weight of your entire payload must sit at the pintle/mount otherwise you will get death wobble, the speed of your vehicle must not overcome the drag of your trailer or you'll fuck up the mounts, etc etc.

You want Bubba controlling several tons of shit traveling at 70 miles per hour, or a computer?