This was supposed to be a yule log. You know, the fluffy baked good with jam at its center. I don't know why it's green. I have no sweet clue why it's green. What have I done.
More green in person. Wait, should this be tagged NSFW?
Edit: yule not rule
That's the worst part. No, it tasted terrible. I've made many ugly but delicous things in my life but this is my first absolute failure.
I can joke all I want but I was legitimately angry and sad for like a day after this. I hate wasting food but it had to go.