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[–] 131 points 9 months ago* (25 children)

If the appearance of commanders correlated with military strength, the US would be finished. 😆

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  • [–] 23 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    All I can imagine is a shirtless Pete Hegasth doing karate moves in a mirror.

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  • [–] 39 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    That man looks like he's staring into the abyss.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    The abyss gets the hint immediately and looks away, visibly has a full body shiver a second later and exuses itself mumbling sound and then the abyss quickly clears its throat with a "sorry" to speak up and just says it has to go pick up a ..thing and doesn't look anyone in the eye or talk to anyone else or even fully tieing its shoelaces before weaseling out and closing the door very carefully to not make a noise

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  • [–] 18 points 9 months ago* (3 children)

    I get what you're saying, but the more direct comparison would be to the Chief of Staff of the Army, not the President.

    I gotta say, I spent a solid minute on Google Images trying to find a picture that made him look more badass than the professional headshot photo, but a good half of the images are him in readers.

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  • [–] 21 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Ohln the other hand, the US had a bit of a military purge where they fired anyone competent enough to be a threat to them so I honestly wonder how well the US will do now on the battlefield

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago

    I've been wondering how long it would take for the "lie to the pedophile and tell him we're ready because he says we are" to get us to the same level of preparedness as Russia attacking Ukraine.

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  • [–] 10 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    I’m rightfully scared of that chin. Like I want to make fun of it, but I know full well he could kill me with it.

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    If you think he looks bad ass. Try taking a look at Thomas Rathsack. He is my fucking hero, and a danish special forces veteran.

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