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Free for all at ICE! No background checks! (discuss.online)
submitted 10 months ago by to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
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Source: https://xcancel.com/JeremiahDJohns/status/2011122305439596723

The slate link: https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2026/01/ice-recruitment-minneapolis-shooting.html

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[–] 15 points 10 months ago (9 children)

I wonder if I should tell My disabled nonbinary partner to sign up for ICE, grab the 50 grand, and flee the country with it

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  • [–] 28 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

    The sign on bonus is a retention bonus for staying 5 years. You, myself, the entire world know he is not good for paying bills.

    Every single member eligible hire will be let go at 4 Years 354 days, or just not paid at all. See the $2,000 Check they were going to send to every American.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    5 years is crazy, even Elon companies don't make you wait 5 years for a vest

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    grab the 50 grand, and flee the country with it

    Usually sign on bonuses are broken out over a period of time, you'd receive say 25% in your first paycheck, 25% after 3 months, 25% after 6 months and the last 25% after 12 months. Or in my wife's case when she took a CNA role in 2021 she got $1k in the first paycheck, $1k after 3 months and the last $1k after 6 months for her $3k sign on bonus

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    I think the case with ICE is 5 years. Which isn't a crazy time period for large incentives to kick in normally, but the odds of these ICE agents still being employed in 5 years isn't great if MAGA goes down, and if it doesn't then 50k won't buy a decent pair of shoes in 5 years.

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