Almost looks like an explosives vest. They should make one styled like a claymore with the “front toward enemy” text on it

Edit: it should still have the bow because you deserve to feel pretty while shredding your enemies in a hail of steel shot

And like 95% of the fun of having big old titties is getting to show a little cleavage if you want to. But the bra makers don’t want to let you wear anything more low cut than a t-shirt. Give me sexy bras I can wear under sexy clothes you jerks!!

Oooh this takes me back. When I was 11, something like this in a Sears catalog would have basically been porn for me.

Then a year later we got the internet.