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Filipino woman worships green statue for 4 years, finds out it is animated character Shrek (www.scmp.com)

submitted 10 months ago by FTonsilStones@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Woman treats green ogre figure with great reverence; says she will continue to worship ‘kind-hearted’ cartoon statue

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[–] itisileclerk@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

That is nothing, billions of muslims worships nonexisting god, billion+ christians worships same nonexisting god and milions jews worships same nonexisting god while killing eachother without remorse.

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[–] ulterno@programming.dev 1 point 10 months ago (1 child)

Maybe their god wanted some peace and quite and thought that if they were to annihilate each other, that might lead to fulfilling the requirement.

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[–] itisileclerk@lemmy.world 1 point 10 months ago

That explains why we don't work on Saturdays, nothing good can come of it.

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