Shrek isn’t the worst idol. 

He’s grumpy but he’s got layers, and is fairly accepting. And I think we can all relate to how far he’ll go for a bit of peace and quiet. 

This is how I view all religion, so this is fine.

Do other people not pray to Shrek daily?

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

I mean... there are worse options

Objectively not the dumbest religion I've ever heard of.

As a buddhist, that statue is most definitely something I want in my home.

And? Why stop now that you know how good he is. Shrek provides for everyone.

Utah family worships a portrait of Obi Wan Kenobi thinking it's Jesus.

That is nothing, billions of muslims worships nonexisting god, billion+ christians worships same nonexisting god and milions jews worships same nonexisting god while killing eachother without remorse.

As long as she does.not want to establish Shrekism as a state-religion...

Hey now, she's an all-star!

I bought my friend a statue as a housewarming gift, told him to keep it in the kitchen next to the cooker. 

So whens he's in the kitchen cooking he could say stuff like 

"I'm just frying this up with a little bhudda"

That's nothing. You guys would love all the funny things my wife does as superstition.

Funny: hangs bell in front of door to ring before going in or out of the house to scare ghosts.

Funny annoying as fuck: beds must align south....except she doesn't know her south from apple juice.

Extremely annoying, house must face south... But that one has a big yard with fruit trees I like and a nice garage! This one is on a hill but it's facing south, there's a coyote in the back under 100ft tall pine trees. No luck ever removing those trees or planting any of our own. House actually faces nort West... But okay faces south, good.

Superstitions people. I have 0 tolerance. Somehow I married this one.

This is great material, A+ stuff

It's not a Buddha statue, or based on one. It's based on Bodai, a monk from China. Actual Buddha statues are slim figured.

Source

She isn't worshiping Shrek any more than someone praying at a cross worships wooden plus signs. Stupid article.

Ngl I thought this was a joke for a sec lol

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Lynda Barry has a cartoon where one kid gets kicked out of Catholic school because he painted the Virgin Mary looking like actress Paula Prentiss

Shrek is love Shrek is life Shrek is god

can someone doing 3D printing take a look at the pictures? i have no idea about these things, but it looks like the ears would be some crazy overhangs.

from the reflection of the light i assume, the statue was printed bottom to top. so how did they manage to do the ears?