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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Try not to get hit by any cars on the way through the parking lot!

Damn, that joke falls pretty flat when you change dicks to cars.

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[–] j4k3@piefed.world 7 points 10 months ago

All cars are driven by dicks

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[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 child)

“Try not to get hit by any cars on the way through the dicks lot”

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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I love it.

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