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[–] rothaine@lemmy.zip 11 points 10 months ago (1 child)

My friend once snuck an entire subway footlong into a movie theater by just putting it in his pocket

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[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Who the hell brings subway into a movie theater? And the staff defintely knew there is no hiding the smell of that bread.

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