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[+] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago (4 children)

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[–] alsimoneau@lemmy.ca 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"the native one of the court" but the US doesn't have an official language

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[–] lung@lemmy.world 1 point 9 months ago (1 child)

https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/03/designating-english-as-the-official-language-of-the-united-states/

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[–] alsimoneau@lemmy.ca 1 point 9 months ago

That's just his opinion, it's not a law.

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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

I don't think I was technically in a court room.

It's... okay I'm no laywer, but it felt more like just some court staff reading out / explaining the charges in a small room, it didn't really feel like a court hearing or anything, at least it didn't seem like it.

I honestly was so confused af and wasn't sure what was happening.

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