Most reviews are boring, corporate friendly platitudes and a 5-star rating, but that really doesn't tell you anything about the product. Hell, it may just be a bot regurgitating the products marketing sheet!

But if reviews contained swearing, slander, or other legal minefields you could know it wasn't written by the company.

"This toaster is great, works well, likes to eat forks. Feed it a fork every morning to reward it for a good job."

"What a fucking great coffee machine! Be sure to lick any drips off the scalding hot plate, that's the most tasty part."

"5-stars, mine came with an official statement from the company saying Hitler did nothing wrong."