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[–] 50 points 10 months ago (8 children)

In the USA, will I be deported to El Salvador for picking the wrong one?

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    The real silver lining of them wanting to start being able to deport American citizens is if they do it en masse, El Salvador will end up full of physicists, doctors, professors, etc and be catapulted into a futuristic utopia.

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago

    The year is 2113. I've just graduated top of my class at the Santa Muerte penal colony in El Salvador. Like my classmates, I will begin my mission to find any remaining survivors in the North American wastelands next week.

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago

    So far I've only heard of them being Epstein'd - can't risk knowledge of nuclear fusion falling into others hands... (/s, as if anything it was likely either capitalism or sheer blind & dumb stupidity that did this one)

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