I don't want a debate; I'm just telling you you're wrong, something very close to that and more involved does exist, I personally have executed on it, and you almost certainly wouldn't understand why I did it.

So you are wrong, the world is bigger than you think, and the example of what you thought was hyperbole is a thing someone who randomly saw your Lemmy comment had basically done before.

And that you have a poor grasp of what motivates people.