"Two" is the last one. The order starts with "eight".

Think about it: on a real analogue clock, where is the smallest number and where is the largest?

I was equally confused initially, but then I looked at the clock in my house and realized that the number up top is the highest number, 12, and not 0. So the first number in the ordering is at the position of the 1 of a normal clock.

If it makes you feel better I did the same lol

You're missing the lack of logic, aka you're not missing shit, OP has some soul searching to do.