One day this will be me. After spending weeks troubleshooting a new Linux distro I picked up solely for a NAS I will regail you about stories of how I rummaged through sys files, to get this minute, unimportant thing fixed, that I don't remember how I did it exactly, and pray to god, that I'll never have to fix it again.

HAHA just kidding, I wrote the steps down. Would you like a copy? Framed? For your bedroom?!