mine is kicking the bucket (for english) or looking at the radishes from below (in german)

those make me chuckle sometimes

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[–] 4 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Mine is: “睇橋” (Visiting the bridge)

Its a euphemism for me wanting to kill myself.

There's a bridge near where I live, I looked it up on Google Street view. There's no suicide barriers. I could just jump off.

I say that to my mother, then she just be like "want me to drive you there?" (she knows I'm talking about suicide) as like taunting me or something.

(But seriously, I'm not sure about the lethality, don't wanna end up only half dead, so nah, probably gonna get a gun for that. It's 'Murica, baby)

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    that is a cunt ass thing for a parent to say to their kid (for anyone to say to anyone really)

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    It can depend a LOT on the existing family dynamics. It could be harsh as fuck. However it could also be a way to say both "stop being a drama queen" and "you have my support and my ear in whatever you do".

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