I'll go first. My ex cheated on me with a dude, (I'm les, she's bi,) brought home chlamydia and bed bugs, then after 13 years of no contact, texts me randomly to try and pull me into an MLM pyramid scheme.

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] 19 points 10 months ago

I offered to tag along to their meeting, just to see his the look on his face when I walked through the door and introduced myself as her husband.

Oh man, that would have been priceless. The one-liners you could have used are endless:

  • "Wait, this is the guy who thinks he's the 'master race'? Seriously?!"
  • "Did you find out if he has to shop for his white robes in the children's section?"
  • source
  • parent