"We did it, we time travelled!"
"But to what year?"
"Let me ask that guy over there."
"What's up with the president?"
"Republican idiot's starting a war over oil."
"I have no idea."
And on the off years, the answer "Democrat idiot is perpetuating a war over oil".
Note: I am a Canadian who's social media history would definitely get me barred from Trump's america, and I am tired of how badly American politics affect my life.