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[–] 24 points 10 months ago (8 children)

I am sorry to announce I will step down as President of the United States. I know this will be hard for a lot of people to accept, because of the tremendous work I've done.
But don't worry, the country is in good hands, as J. D. Vance will take over after me, and J. D. Vance will continue the tremendous work we've been doing.

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Oh and also I'm declaring war on Venezuela, Canada and Denmark.

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  • [–] 22 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    Someone said swapping trump for Vance is like shitting your pants and changing your shirt lol

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    That is absolutely true, Vance is another type of dangerous, but he may be even more dangerous, because Vance may be less delusional, but he is every bit as evil.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Less easy to manipulate, more ideological, more sly and conniving, more interested in implementing and enforcing theocratic policies, younger, and capable of serving two full terms without inviting legitimate backlash.

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