Also I just had an idea. Jncos. Y'all remember those big ass wide pants?

I bet it's pretty difficult for accurate gait measurements to be taken from pants that swim around you.
Be like wearing a big fluffy skirt.

We could bring back jncos!

Think of the pocket space! Don't you miss being able to carry a small laptop in your back pocket? I do.

Add a dazzle pattern on them and you are basically invisible.