X/Twitter user matt (@mattxiv) writes:

"straight people will be like there's so many letters in LGBTQ i can't keep track [laughing emojis] and then name their kid bryghtnleigh [B-R-Y-G-H-T-N-L-E-I-G-H]"
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[–] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Pick a name and use it for every guard, except switch the first consonant every time.

They will get a kick out of it a few times, and then slowly learn that there's no point in asking the guard's name.

Lambert, Hambert, Tambert, Kambert, and Dambert all come from a long lineage of esteemed city guards :)

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    "Samwell, Blanewell, Roywell, Hatwell, Wealwell, Johnwell"

    https://youtu.be/Odo3F1WqO4A

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