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[–] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 15 points 11 months ago (6 children)

What the fuck are Americans doing?

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[–] X@piefed.world 12 points 11 months ago (1 child)

I’m no expert on their citizenry, but on average, probably the same fucking shit you or I are doing.

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[–] x00z@lemmy.world 1 point 11 months ago

But with guns.

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[–] TheThrillOfTime@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago

I ask myself this everyday

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Shop worker: "Clear your weapon sir."

Customer: "Ain't loaded."

Shop worker: "Sorry, store policy."

Customer: "Fine" (clears weapon, ejects a live round) "Oops! How'd that get in there."

Shop worker: (Puts the ejected round into the jar) "How can I help you today?"

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[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

"Well organized" "militia"

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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Dying, a lot

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