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[–] 24 points 11 months ago (10 children)

I'm sorry but I have to assume you're not British (which is fine, not your fault). You wouldn't survive one day in the jungle of unspoken rules of politeness that is a Tesco queue.

No 'thank you' for a divider? That's a firm mild stare for you

No 'no worries' when people apologise for forgetting to thank you for the divider? Rude.

No 'nonono it was me luv' when people tell you 'no worries' after you apologised for forgetting to thank them for the divider? Are you some sort of sociopathic asshole?

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  • [–] 22 points 11 months ago (7 children)

    I'd rather shoot myself than have to navigate that purgatory, holy shit

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (6 children)

    No worries love! (subtitle: 'go on shoot yourself')

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    Wow, really? You're just going to literally tell someone to go kill themselves because they don't want to live by your grocery store line etiquette?

    Yeah, that's not fucked up or anything...

    Yikes.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    Sorry it's actually in the law. It was voted by a very large majority of MPs in 1988. Not putting the divider on the belt usually results in the bobbies taking you out of Tesco and shooting you on the bus replacement service.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

    No reason to get all riled up like this LMAO.
    It is well within the confines of the conversation

    Or wait, is this missing a /s?

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 child)

    Now that is outside the confines of the conversation.

    I don't think you understood the joke. And since I imitated a joke about shooting myself, continuing that joke was fine, even funny; this is not

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