never got into the lore but I have seen 40k posts for years so here are my opinions based on osmosis:
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dude looks like a lovecraft monster probably see indescribable horrors if I smoke that
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I think that's Nergle? he's basically the mucinex guy so that thing is just filled with snot
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Don't know the red dude he looks like a gears of war fanboy though, probably tastes like monster energy drink
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Slaneesh? the one with the horny followers, its probably like viagra and molly
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I know that's the emperor but he's really just a skeleton thing right? I assume it would be rolled up mummy dust
Assuming I die from all of these I choose horny to death